Toy Reviews

Velvet and Woody will be reviewing a variety of adult toys. Keeping in mind that a great deal of a toy's fun and pleasure is very personal, there is a large disparity of quality and function.  Price is not always a good indicator of quality either. We have purchased toys that were very expensive. Some of them sit idly in the toy box while other, less expensive toys get used regularly.

Not all vibrators are equal

We'll be honest and tell you the one we like and the ones that we wished we hadn't purchased.  When appropriate and applicable we also give you an idea how we found it was best used and one who.

Vibrators
Vibrators

Vibrators are by far some of our favorite toys. But even in the group of the funniest of all the toys there is a big difference in types.  Velvet is a fan of the "rabbit" style vibrators. Woody prefers using the large phallic shaped ones on Velvet.

Women's Toys
Women's Toys

Women's toys... Odd grouping isn't it. After all most sex toys are "Women's Toys" aren't they?  But this section is a place to put things like nipple toys, ben wa balls and pumps.  We haven't tried a lot of these but as we do, we'll add them here.

Couple's Toys
Couple's Toys

Pretty much everything we buy are couple's toys. Sure there are times when Velvet breaks out the rabbit when Woody isn't home but there isn't a toy in the box that we don't play with together.

For us, even a prostate massager is a "couple's toy". 

Men's Toys
Men's Toys

What makes a good "Men's Toy"? We'll tell you what we like.  Fair warning Woody is a fan of toys too. Nothing like a good prostate massage while you are playing with a stoking sleeve. 

Woody's favorite toys are the one he gets to use on Velvet but we'll keep this section to toys for boys.

Lubes, Oils and Creams
Lubes, Oils and Creams

For the most part we are fans of the tried and true Astroglide. But there is are a few others that we have tried.